More than 260,000 men will take part tonight in the enduring male ritual of dropping to one knee, proposing marriage and will have a ring in a box.  . .According to the CDC, a mere 14 percent of women donning a white gown are virgins. . . Valentine’s Day is harshly criticized by Islamic teachers in Iran and printing or promoting the holiday is illegal.  In Saudi Arabia religious police have banned the sale of all Valentine’s Day items. . .”No one ever follows the sex and relationship advice from Cosmopolitan (or Men’s Health) ever again,” writes Natalie Villalon in her wish list at WashU. . .The leading tea party group FreedomWorks made a fake video of Hillary Clinton having sex with a panda, which was to be shown to conservatives.  It has been scrapped. . .Taoist sexology teaches “Unknown to most people, sex is vital to mankind’s spiritual elevation.”

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