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ERIN go BRAGH! (IRELAND FOREVER!)

More than 51 percent of Americans will celebrate the holiday devoted to the fifth century Bishop St. Patrick, who was carried off to Ireland as a slave. Americans will spend an estimated $4.4 billion that covers 13 million pints of Guinness, according to WalletHub.com. So, raise your pint of Guinness and down all that corned beef and cabbage before the snow is expected to arrive here on Saturday.
GAY GROUPS ARE EXPECTED TO PARTICIPATE in New York’s St. Patrick’s Day Parade after they had been banned up until a few years ago. The major groups, Irish Queers and Lavender & Green, will be front ‘n center, while the Catholic League’s Bill Donohue says, “It’s contemptible.”
ON MARCH 17, 1953, BILL VEECK said he’d sell the St. Louis Browns for $2.4 million.

3 Responses to “ERIN go BRAGH! (IRELAND FOREVER!)”

  • KITTY says:

    Reasons to not celebrate St. Pat’s Day:

    Erin won go braless.
    The Irish are born drunk.
    The Irish drink for anything and everything.
    Bagpipe music is horrific.
    Guinness tastes like piss. (Almost as bad as Schlafly’s)
    Everyone wears green.
    People faking Scottish accents.
    AND THE BIGGEST REASON TO NOT CELEBRATE:

    Cleaning up the mess after Puking up all that ghastly green beer!

  • RETIRED1 says:

    The vile Catholic League doesn’t want gays participating in the parade but doesn’t condemn the sick pedophile Catholic priests that have participated in the parade?!

  • poguemahone! says:

    Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.
    Up the IRA !

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