LANCE ARMSTRONG’S FALL FROM GRACE
Matt Damon has rejected narrating a documentary about the cyclist. Meanwhile, London’s Sunday Times, part of Rupert Murdoch’s News Corp., is suing Armstrong for more than $1.6 million over the settlement of a libel case a few years ago in which the paper reprinted claims from a book about Armstrong’s taking performance-enhancement drugs. Lance should’ve used Gold Bond!

Simply cannot wait! Part 2 of Lance’s interview, Oprah reveals she routinely takes performance enhancing fudge.