TRUMP THIS!

Donald Trump’s new Trump Network has landed in our town with a bang, that promises to fill pockets of distributors with more than $10,000 a-month income, according to a gaggle of reps from the Boston-based firm, who were meeting with Creve Coeur Mayor Harold L. Dielmann.  Dielmann, 80, has become the company’s “independent marketer” here. Trump Network will sell health and wellness products to individuals, whom they hope will become distributors.  They only have to pay $500 for each kit.  They receive a $100 bonus  for each customer the maketers lure.  Weight-loss, children’s healthy snacks, skin care and a full-line of environmentally-safe kitchen products are among Trump Network’s offerings.  The columnist  was told, “You’re getting this before the Wall Street Journal, Oprah Winfrey, Jay Leno, “The  View”  and Howard Stern. (Well, fan my brow!)

The Trump Networkees are looking forward to Trump’s appearance at Las Vegas’ Caesars Palace in May, when the company will be officially launched.

7 Responses to “TRUMP THIS!”

  • Mike Christ:

    Pyramid scheme time. Trump is a moron. His 2nd tower here in Vegas never materialized, and the first one is 80% unoccupied with most owner amenities non-existent. As P.T. Barnum said…”There’s a sucker born every minute.”

    Mike

  • flyoverland:

    Harold should stick to trying to open a hardware store on Olive.

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